So, what does storytelling require, anyway?

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I’m so glad you asked! You’re my favorite. Don’t tell the others. It’ll be our little secret.

The short answer is that storytelling is narrative and narrative is driven by conflict. The long answer? Let’s dig into the guts of that.

Traditionally, conflict comes in the form of the big four: Man vs. Man, Man vs. Society, Man vs. Nature, and Man vs. Self. (But since this is 2014, I’m just going to go ahead and use the term Protagonist, or even Protag, because c’mon. There’s also some other X vs. Y ideas, and we’ll delve into those too.) What do each of these categories mean, especially in terms of marketing? We’ll take ‘em one by one. Starting, in this post, with…

Protagonist vs. Antagonist, ie: Dude in a White Hat vs. Dude in a Black Hat, Superhero vs. Supervillain, Me vs. The Driver of That Car Going Twelve Miles Under the Speed Limit Come ON Man You’re Killin’ Me Here

This is your basic good guy/bad guy narrative. I don’t say that to demean it — there are some real advantages to this approach. It’s straightforward by virtue of being an external conflict. It has a great built-in iconography. It’s also easy to flip the script a little and do an unthinking good guy vs. morally gray but compelling antihero thing, which has worked out pretty well for DC Comics.

A good marketing example would be the (sadly no longer used) Ronald McDonald vs. Hamburglar narrative, or the more recent “lost footage” Grey Poupon car chase. Sometimes, this isn’t outright enemies trading punches – could be buddies eating hot wings, or spouses that have more in common than they know.

How would you make this work on social media? Loads of ways. Personify the players in your conflict and give them both Twitter accounts, say, with lots of banter back and forth and enlisting followers to choose sides — basically an online version of Tip Jar Voting.

“Oh!” you might ask. “Wouldn’t that be good for the left/right campaign Twix has going on?” Why, yes. Yes it would. Excellent question. Five points to Gryffindor.

You could even produce a whole web series with very little financial investment via Pheed, using pictures and text posts and even short videos detailing the escalating conflict between neighbors over noise, teeming with beautiful product placement in a way that’s organic instead of forced.

There’s also the classic Like/Share vote — but frankly? I’d steer clear of that because, as Carole Smith points out over at SynNeo’s blog, it violates Facebook’s guidelines.

It can also come across as needy. Super needy. Creepy levels of needy.

And we don’t do creepy.

Stick around for the next installment, and we’ll take a gander at another classic conflict. And later, we’ll talk tropes and character types. And even later we’ll combine them all into a rich stew of marketing goodness that is both delicious and nutritious. Sound good? Awesome.

So, here’s Thought Experiment #3

How would you write a bit of social media copy to promote your brand that doesn’t mention it by name? AND doesn’t mention your industry?

As an example, let’s consider something near and dear to my heart: Coffee. Folgers is a popular brand, so we’ll run with that. How about a tweet? Keep it short and sweet, well shy of the 140 characters the platform allows so that there’s room for people to retweet with their own handle intact.

“You have grown-up things to do. We can help.”

“You need to be awake anyway. How about something delicious?”

“We can’t make Monday go away. But we can make it less Mondayish.”

Why would I ask this?

Because you, buddy, should start thinking about the experience you’re selling.

Consider it. See what shakes out.


So, this is extra-crispy levels of creepy.

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I don’t usually blog two days in a row, but for poor Comcast, I’ve made an exception.

Slip on over to Fast Company and read about the most terrible bit of storytelling since Spiderman 3 hit us with that dance sequence.

When someone wants to cancel a contract or service, yes, by all means, ask if there’s anything you can do to help change their mind.

Once. Not for twenty minutes.

This is a serious case of narrative fail. Customer service reps have to be able to understand the customer’s desires, interpret mood and motivation. They have to tell the right story in response. Social intelligence, just as we discussed before.

I’m inclined to think this will go viral, especially since the recording is so easily shared via Soundcloud. But if nothing else, said recording certainly is instructive.

So, should I just just cram my marketing storytelling in everywhere?

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Dude. Dude. No. Just…no.


There’s a time and a place, mm? And that time and that place is not “all” and “everywhere ever.” Because that is creepy. And what do we know about creepy?

That’s right. Don’t be.

Here’s an example.

There’s a mall near me. It’s, y’know, a mall. Anchor department stores, pretzels, questionable knock-off perfumes — malltastic. As you know, malls have been having trouble, so they’re trying lots of things to bring shoppers back in and keep ‘em there. This particular mall has added that most lovely of benefits, free Wi-Fi.

Two of my favorite words. Right up there with “open bar” and “unlimited waffles.”

Now, to get to this precious, precious Wi-Fi, you have to give them your email. Ok, that’s pretty standard. They want to build their email list, and heaven knows that’s become common practice.

But then? After you’ve already signed up for a mailing list from which you’ll eventually unsubscribe?

You have to watch a video.

Wrong place, wrong time. Bad marketing. Either people will ignore that video, or be actively irritated by it. Or ignore the video and then tweet their irritation using your Wi-Fi.

Do you want your carefully crafted narrative to irritate potential customers? Waste all the money you put into production and nuke any snuggly feelings of good will you’re generating by providing teens access to Snapchat?

Didn’t think so.

Choose your place. Choose your time. Don’t be creepy.

So, storytelling is going to be in demand for ever?

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Hey, remember when I told you this?

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I’m still not kidding. And the big brains at Inc. agree with me.

Check this out. Inc. staff writer Graham Winfrey has a great article, complete with sexy infographic, on the skills that employers will need from employees in 2020 – and all ten of ‘em have connections to that storytelling impulse nestled deep and cozy in the human brain.

No, really. Sense making? That’s understanding and assembling information into narratives. Social intelligence? Analyzing other folks’ narratives. Novel and adaptive thinking? That’s just understanding the tropes and rules of storytelling well enough to know when to break them.

Y’all, one of the skills is straight up called “new media literacy.” It’s right there on the label.

Look. Homer started spinning yarns in the 800s BCE, and we’re still telling stories now. Seems foolish to bet on that changing, doesn’t it?

So, here’s Thought Experiment #2

Who would you cast as the lead character for some of the businesses and brands you’ll encounter today? Who is the name above the title on the movie poster?

For example: If I were casting Tiffany & Co., I’d chose Helen Mirren. Classy, established, effortlessly elegant, strong positive associations…sounds like a natural fit.

What about your phone company? The sandwich shop you like near work? The extermination company who’s van you’re stuck behind in traffic? Maybe you’ve got a Tom Hiddleston pet grooming place nearby, or a Jet Li plumbing biz. Could be that Octavia Spencer would be the perfect fit for the salon that cuts your hair.

Why would I ask this?

Because you, buddy, should start thinking about the character that is your brand.

Think about it. See what pops into your head.



So, what’s your deal with “creepy,” anyway?

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Look, I love the internet as much as the next massive nerd, but even I have to admit it’s weird. (In some cases, both awesome and brain-meltingly weird.)

Information is constantly being gathered about our online habits. Something that’s been in the news of late given Facebook making its users into guinea pigs without disclosure.

And it’s so easy to start gathering intel — here’s an Analytics 101 intro if you need it. Go to, sign up, create links to content you’ve written or want to feature, and boom, oodles of free data. Google Analytics can go far more granular, even at the basic, unpaid level. Want to track your visitors’ referrals? Nation of origin? Gender? Age? Color of undies? Ok, not that last one. But very nearly.

Gather ‘round the fire, campers, and let Auntie Steph tell you a tale.

Several weekends ago, I was in the market for a camera. I was tabbing back and forth between browsing a Site That Shall Not Be Named and various camera reviews. I finally made a choice, popped it in my shopping cart, then went to move my laundry from the washer to the dryer. When I got back, I spent a bit more time looking for any possible coupons or discount codes and checked on the crock pot. Less than twelve minutes later, my phone buzzed to tell me I had an email.

From the camera site.

Asking me about my abandoned cart.


Overly-persistent-traveling-salesman-in-a-hotel-bar levels of creepy.

I didn’t buy the camera from them. To this day, I haven’t bought anything from them. Because there’s a non-zero chance they’ll show up at my house at 3:17 a.m. and I’m just not ready for that level of neediness.

That, y’all, is what I mean by Don’t Be Creepy.

Online marketing tools provide a tremendous amount of data to work with. It makes sense to use that data to determine the core audience for a service or product, or to track the success of an advertising buy, or even to see what customers are saying.

But don’t get all Victor Frankenstein, ok? Just because you can do something doesn’t necessarily mean you should.